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FLRT 002 Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick’s Navigator - This month’s story is a work of science fiction. Set several hundred years in our future when mankind is reaching out to the stars. However the same laws of relativity that make wormholes possible also exact a toll on those who would use them. Anyone who ventures out too far is destined to return home like Rip Van Winkle to find everyone older and everything changed.
 

 

 Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick's Navigator [54:06m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 
Promo: Into the Blender
 
Story:
Regarding the Barry Fitzpatrick’s Navigator - Paulette Jaxton
 
Cast:
Chris Johnson - James R. Stilipec
Captain Smith - Tee Morris - Morevi Remastered
Dr. Ashman - Christiana Ellis - Christiana’s Shallow Thoughts
Chris’s Mother - Viv Schubert - Into the Blender
Chris’s Father - Chooch Schubert - CoH Podcast
Also appearing:
Martyn Casserly - Movie Mantras
Martha Holloway - Dancing Cat Studios
Paul Fischer - A.D.D. Cast
Marc Bailey - Grailwolf’s Geek Life
Heather Welliver - The Shillas on Amie Street
Jett - The Opinionated Observator
 
Promo: Playing for Keeps
Bumper: Chris Lester
Promo: Movie Mantras
 
Music:
List coming soon!
All songs provided by the Podsafe Music Network
 
Some sound effects provided by the Freesound Project

FLRT 001 Divine Fire - This month’s story is a work of fantasy. In it a young woman must choose between the expedient path she has chosen for her own survival and a more dangerous one she has long since left behind.
 

 

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Voicemail provided by eVoice
 
Promo: Celtic Myth Podshow
 
Story:
Divine Fire - Paulette Jaxton
 
Cast:
Celeste - Viv Schubert - Into the Blender
Claude - Chooch Schubert -  CoH Podcast
Albert - Kimi Alexander - Tale Chasing
Annette - Cat Corley -  SciFi Ranter Girl Blog
Emile - Nathan Lowell - Golden Age of the Solar Clipper
 
Promo: Double Share by Nathan Lowell
Promo: Guardians by Kimi Alexander
Bumper: JC Hutchins
 
Music:
Hymn to Saint Magnus - Jane Valencia provided by the PodSafe Music Network
 
Sound effects provided by the Freesound Project
 

FLRT 000 Introductions - Gives an introduction to the podcast and what to expect in upcoming episodes. Also the complete unedited version of the theme music is performed.
 

 

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References:
Tee Morris, Philippa Ballantine, Chris Lester
 
Feedback:
Email: feedback@flrtpodcast.com
Voicemail: 718-425-0602
 
Submissions:
Email: subs@flrtpodcast.com
 
Want to help or contact the host?
Email: pjaxton@paulettejaxton.com
 
Promo: Metamor City
Bumper: Nathan Lowell
Promo: Double Trouble 08/08/08 - The Case of the Pitcher’s Pendant & Digital Magic
 
Theme music performed by the Gossamer Winds
Rondeau from “Symphonies and Fanfares for the King’s Supper” by French composer Jean-Joseph Mouret

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